So of course…
Now that I am single, and have been so for about six months… (I know, shocking. I never write anymore and suddenly I drop this bomb on all of you lovely people)…I know how I want to get married. I know where, what I want to wear, etc. Fantastic. I’ve never had a wedding plan. I’ve been engaged twice, almost a third, never had a wedding plan. Now that I’m single and never expect to meet someone…I’ve got a plan.
Anyhow, back to my regularly scheduled life.
Namaste, Mother fuckers.
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